Took my family campin' to see a wild beast
Little did I know we'd become a cannibal feast
Way out in the bush land we set our little tent
Then we lit a fire that's how our night was spent
But when our children disappeared we wondered where they went
So off to go a lookin' we didn't have to go too far
Oh my God we found 'em tied to the hood of their car!

I don't know if I believe it we're really in a spot
Once they lit that fire it's gonna get real hot
I told my whole family to give it all they got
Cause we're gonna be eaten if we don't get outta this pot!

Took my family campin' to see a wild beast
Little did I know we'd become a cannibal feast
We tried to untie 'em but found we weren't able
The situation wasn't lookin' good it was borderline unstable
Then the cannibals came and rendered us unabled
If we don't get outta here soon DOA's the label
Looks like we might become the main course of the table!

Took my family campin' to see a wild beast
Little did I know we'd become a cannibal feast
They offered us a drink some kinda strange brew
We all passed out, then woke up part of a human stew
Everyone started to panic we didn't know what to do
The cannibals all sat around like this was nothin' new
But if it gets any hotter in here we're gonna be cooked right through!

Took my family campin' to see a wild beast
Little did I know we'd become a cannibal feast
Things weren't getting any better as out campin' trip went on
They brought out carrots 'n taters, started singin' some cookin' song
Then believe it or not they asked us to sing along
But when they lit that fire I knew it wouldn't be too long
I'm really gettin' nervous they just rang the dinner gong!

Took my family campin' to see a wild beast
Little did I know we'd become a cannibal feast
So that was out campin' trip out in the African plain
I don't think if I had the chance I'd ever go there again
You know it's just not like me to be one to complain
But then it dawned on me this whole damn thing's insane
At least that was my last thought before they ate my brain!